'Moby Doc' by Clayton Hove
“Does it hurt when I do this?”



“Yaarrrrggggh.”



“How about this?”



“Arrrrgghh.”



“And here?”



“Avast!”



“Hmm. I think we’ll have to amputate.”



“That blows.”
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