'Wedding Day Wisdom' by Weevil Stepmother
Smoothing the cream satin gown over her knees, she waited demurely for Grandma's wisdom about love.

"Cucumber gives me wind," belched the old woman.
Sign up or sign in to rate this story.
Added 11 Jun 2004. Ranked: 217/7592. Send to a friend, see this author's other stories, or turn the page to the next story, or see stories in Chick lit.