'never sausage nonsense' by Lily Silverheart
Pass the sugar, sugar?

Hand me the honey, honey?

Margarine, buttercup?

Nauseated by nonstop PDA's,

Dulcinella sweetly demanded:

Pass the bacon, ya pig!

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