'Hot Microphone Incident #673 (1988 Summer Olympics, 400-Meter Freestyle Relay Warm-ups)' by David Keaton
“Shit’s like riding dolphins, except there's less control on my toilet.”

“Are yours gray?”

“More like mood rings!”

“Why’s everyone staring?”

“You’d think *they’re* judging.”

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