'the vampire goes... moo' by Lily Silverheart
"Chicken...sometimes," sighed. "Apparently, cheaper than grain!" Stabbing his Ceasar; "Since my article-- Factory farming?" Scowling. "Worst part? How'd they know calves'll drink blood, anyway?

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