Stories by Joe Weinberg
This author's self-description: I live, I write, I edit, I rinse, I repeat. There's more. But so what?

'Not so ESP', in Subparanormal. Rank: 2307/9334. Read this story.
'Vampire slayer', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 7937/9334. Read this story.
'Eating his own face', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 7623/9334. Read this story.
'Licence to allow people to die', in Double-O-twenty-five. Rank: 7419/9334. Read this story.
'Traversing the net', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 2962/9334. Read this story.
'The Big Upstairs', in Noir as the night. Rank: 2880/9334. Read this story.
'Cafeteria request', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 8184/9334. Read this story.
'The trouble with Dames', in Noir as the night. Rank: 7205/9334. Read this story.
'The troubled concern', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 7206/9334. Read this story.
'a whole new way to get fired', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 1775/9334. Read this story.
'new cats', in New York Love. Rank: 3782/9334. Read this story.
'The ad said "looking for a Child's eyes."', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 2384/9334. Read this story.
'Why I don't want to live in Joss's world', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 6204/9334. Read this story.
'When the Walrus knocks', in Minor introspections. Rank: 5914/9334. Read this story.
'Zombie Emergency Plan', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1593/9334. Read this story.
'I wanna show them I'm different', in Noir as the night. Rank: 3587/9334. Read this story.
'Cheaters.', in Ace of Spades. Rank: 1785/9334. Read this story.
'Seeing what should not be seen.', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 646/9334. Read this story.
'A bad telepath', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1257/9334. Read this story.
'The most important advice I've ever heard', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7296/9334. Read this story.
'Why not to dangle participles', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 6024/9334. Read this story.
'The greatest story ever told...', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2901/9334. Read this story.
'Kicked in the teeth', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 1410/9334. Read this story.
'Ceiling fan', in Noir as the night. Rank: 6641/9334. Read this story.
'Universal Condemnation', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 7505/9334. Read this story.
'OfficeMax', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 937/9334. Read this story.
'If Boomer had powers', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 5276/9334. Read this story.
'Haiku', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 5768/9334. Read this story.
'Lent', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 2691/9334. Read this story.
'Missing', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3779/9334. Read this story.
'Another bad Precog', in Subparanormal. Rank: 6086/9334. Read this story.
'Worst Precognizant in the world', in Subparanormal. Rank: 5030/9334. Read this story.
'The cautionary tale of Spider Dave', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 3346/9334. Read this story.
'How I would waste the powers of spiderman', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 2299/9334. Read this story.
'Shifting the balance', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 6491/9334. Read this story.
'A good jew', in Minor introspections. Rank: 383/9334. Read this story.
'tradition', in New York Love. Rank: 6119/9334. Read this story.
'People talking in the bathroom', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 6169/9334. Read this story.
'The highlight of the evening', in Short Holidays. Rank: 6188/9334. Read this story.
'The tale of Derilique', in Spell Realism. Rank: 7201/9334. Read this story.
'Not quite what he expected.', in Freudian slips. Rank: 5820/9334. Read this story.
'The Tao that can be discussed', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 707/9334. Read this story.
'Never Mind Wesley Willis', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 4084/9334. Read this story.
'Define 'Poetic Justice'', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 4196/9334. Read this story.
'Jerry, the lesser known fifth horseman of the apocalypse', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 2676/9334. Read this story.
'Strange conclusions', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 5860/9334. Read this story.
'two hundred and fifty three pounds', in Spell Realism. Rank: 725/9334. Read this story.
'All the awards in Christendom', in Subparanormal. Rank: 4555/9334. Read this story.
'I was pretty sure she'd had enough', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 6967/9334. Read this story.
'I knew she was a hooker with a heart of gold', in Spell Realism. Rank: 5983/9334. Read this story.
'True love', in Epic Romance. Rank: 4839/9334. Read this story.
'Copy Plus', in Future Classic. Rank: 4483/9334. Read this story.
'Hammermill', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4077/9334. Read this story.
'Re-consolidate', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 2119/9334. Read this story.
'Did you hear?', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 6262/9334. Read this story.
'gun in the mouth', in Noir as the night. Rank: 5767/9334. Read this story.
'Love', in Truncated travels. Rank: 5329/9334. Read this story.
'Insomniac', in Short-stuff. Rank: 5284/9334. Read this story.
'second wind', in New York Love. Rank: 275/9334. Read this story.
'Lucky seven', in Vegas curtailed. Rank: 2192/9334. Read this story.
'How I shot myself in the foot', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 6099/9334. Read this story.
'the thing', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6002/9334. Read this story.
'Law', in Noir as the night. Rank: 3481/9334. Read this story.
'Sorrow?', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6492/9334. Read this story.
'regrets', in Epic Romance. Rank: 5432/9334. Read this story.
'Calling him short-lived is just cruel', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5123/9334. Read this story.
'Truer words never spoken', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 5948/9334. Read this story.
'That's the last time I listen to them.', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 4252/9334. Read this story.
'Truth?', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 4257/9334. Read this story.
'A mid-winter afternoon's dream', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6448/9334. Read this story.
'warning signs', in Noir as the night. Rank: 1568/9334. Read this story.
'Stacked deck', in Ace of Spades. Rank: 2320/9334. Read this story.
'The problem with smart parents.', in Spell Realism. Rank: 3054/9334. Read this story.
'Serving drinks', in Chick lit. Rank: 6115/9334. Read this story.
'All of them', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 4922/9334. Read this story.
'11:58', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 101/9334. Read this story.
'"I object!"', in Strictly Courtroom. Rank: 3418/9334. Read this story.
'Anything can be funny.', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5080/9334. Read this story.
'Shouting at a movie screen', in Noir as the night. Rank: 3530/9334. Read this story.
'Thanksgiving', in Short Holidays. Rank: 4943/9334. Read this story.
'whoops.', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 2169/9334. Read this story.
'luck you.', in Vegas curtailed. Rank: 5801/9334. Read this story.
'Insomnia', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6480/9334. Read this story.
'The case', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 6186/9334. Read this story.
'Troubles with Metaphysics', in Homer and Hildegaard. Rank: 112/9334. Read this story.
'Hamlet... Fast.', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 3829/9334. Read this story.
'what's your name?', in Double-O-twenty-five. Rank: 2411/9334. Read this story.
'Maverick he ain't.', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 1052/9334. Read this story.
'Clarity', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 473/9334. Read this story.
'Baseball', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 1148/9334. Read this story.
'Spelling problems.', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4164/9334. Read this story.
'The best there is.', in King of Horror. Rank: 6125/9334. Read this story.
'All the way up.', in Noir as the night. Rank: 5023/9334. Read this story.
'Talking to God', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 7515/9334. Read this story.

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