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'Waiting for the Miracle', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5174/7592. Read this story.
'Not Quite Recovering', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 7072/7592. Read this story.
'The Right to Bear Arms', in Family laughs. Rank: 7418/7592. Read this story.
'A Sharpie Saves Another Day', in Family laughs. Rank: 6386/7592. Read this story.
'Like Daughter, Like Mother', in Family laughs. Rank: 6955/7592. Read this story.
'Power-hungry, Tired and Ambitious', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 7156/7592. Read this story.
'Middle School Teacher Survival Skills 101', in Family laughs. Rank: 1684/7592. Read this story.
'Is it the naked saunas?', in Chick lit. Rank: 6891/7592. Read this story.
'At least I will Float', in Chick lit. Rank: 6449/7592. Read this story.
'Confused Drug References in Middle School', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 6571/7592. Read this story.
'Out of Proportion in Special Ed', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 2495/7592. Read this story.
'Work out lust', in New York Love. Rank: 5744/7592. Read this story.
'Sex and Violence', in Noir as the night. Rank: 4229/7592. Read this story.
'Middle School Literal', in Family laughs. Rank: 2178/7592. Read this story.
'Planted flowers to attract butterflies', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 3700/7592. Read this story.
'the Homeless & the Gnome - less than 6 degrees of separation', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7376/7592. Read this story.
'Denial is a pain in the', in Chick lit. Rank: 6613/7592. Read this story.
'It's the fancy glass! ', in Family laughs. Rank: 4108/7592. Read this story.
'Hippy Revenge', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 6087/7592. Read this story.
'Suicide by Republicans', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 2259/7592. Read this story.
'Who is she and why am I embarrassed?', in Teen Romance. Rank: 5176/7592. Read this story.
'Service Animal for the Paranoid', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7236/7592. Read this story.
'Assignment: write about peer pressure', in Family laughs. Rank: 538/7592. Read this story.
'Feline Revenge', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 3272/7592. Read this story.
'Stuffed Crab', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 3239/7592. Read this story.
'They Are', in Chick lit. Rank: 7456/7592. Read this story.
'Eye am Listening!', in New York Love. Rank: 6681/7592. Read this story.
'Emotional Anthropology', in Epic Romance. Rank: 5398/7592. Read this story.
'Misheard: I wish I Had a Mustang in the Garage', in Teen dreams. Rank: 659/7592. Read this story.
'Odd Lame Sign', in Family laughs. Rank: 7090/7592. Read this story.
'Making Mother's Day Cards in School', in Family laughs. Rank: 1298/7592. Read this story.
'Relationship Relapses', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 7189/7592. Read this story.
'Urban Dating Legends Confusion', in Chick lit. Rank: 7511/7592. Read this story.
'How did I miss that?', in Chick lit. Rank: 6838/7592. Read this story.
'Before I Left', in Minor introspections. Rank: 6478/7592. Read this story.
'Obama confused with Arnez', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 7083/7592. Read this story.
'The Nutcracker ', in Chick lit. Rank: 7402/7592. Read this story.
'Tomorrow Will Be Explosive', in Chick lit. Rank: 7479/7592. Read this story.
'There's a Sad Little Farm Somewhere', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 6287/7592. Read this story.
'Doggy Daydreams', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 5381/7592. Read this story.
'Childhood Lyrics in Stepford', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 6018/7592. Read this story.
'Home School Sex Ed Class', in Family laughs. Rank: 6828/7592. Read this story.
'What Would Emily Post Suggest?', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 7546/7592. Read this story.
'Claudette's Thank You', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 4004/7592. Read this story.
'Lucille votes', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 6982/7592. Read this story.
'UN-family values', in Family laughs. Rank: 6304/7592. Read this story.
'He's a creative genius', in Chick lit. Rank: 3388/7592. Read this story.
'Emotional Prison', in Ace of Spades. Rank: 6656/7592. Read this story.
'Alcoholic Rebellion ', in Chick lit. Rank: 6409/7592. Read this story.
'Freud leaks out at the worst times', in Bantam Wussiness. Rank: 2699/7592. Read this story.
'Perspective Depends', in Family laughs. Rank: 5577/7592. Read this story.
'Fantasies at the Nursing Home', in Family laughs. Rank: 4048/7592. Read this story.
'Snow Day Ho Day', in Chick lit. Rank: 5901/7592. Read this story.
'Racist Apples Don't Fall Far From the Tree', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 1331/7592. Read this story.
'And the next question/answers?', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 1732/7592. Read this story.
'Classroom Mysteries', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 5788/7592. Read this story.
'organized, but cannot spell', in Family laughs. Rank: 3412/7592. Read this story.
'Social Studies', in Family laughs. Rank: 392/7592. Read this story.
'His clothes, anyway', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 6820/7592. Read this story.
'Man on a ladder', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 6991/7592. Read this story.
'my son's anarchist robot', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 5206/7592. Read this story.
'breaking the studs', in Chick lit. Rank: 1208/7592. Read this story.
'hot chocolate', in Short-stuff. Rank: 6835/7592. Read this story.
'Today', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 136/7592. Read this story.
'Boyfriend's in the shower', in Your Cheating Little Heart. Rank: 3171/7592. Read this story.
'The Message Was Lost in Translation', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 2415/7592. Read this story.
'Book Seller/Societal Cleanser', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6506/7592. Read this story.
'The "Help" Desk', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 6252/7592. Read this story.
'Middle age dad', in Family laughs. Rank: 5245/7592. Read this story.
'My Reply', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 5205/7592. Read this story.
'Coin Toss gets the salad', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 2903/7592. Read this story.
'Teacher on spring break', in Family laughs. Rank: 2758/7592. Read this story.
'DIBs', in New York Love. Rank: 4025/7592. Read this story.
'like mother, like...', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1769/7592. Read this story.
'Size 16', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 2885/7592. Read this story.
'Love Alias', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 6974/7592. Read this story.
'guilt-free booty', in Chick lit. Rank: 6786/7592. Read this story.
'Train the cat? Don't think so.', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 4313/7592. Read this story.
'Greek Row', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 6781/7592. Read this story.
'The client had golf balls', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 7343/7592. Read this story.
'Marriage Fruition', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6996/7592. Read this story.
'The Gardener', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 4561/7592. Read this story.
'Holmes in kindergarten', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 6826/7592. Read this story.
'Rash Decisions', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 7180/7592. Read this story.
'Defense Mechanisims', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 4454/7592. Read this story.
'He finally got a job', in Chick lit. Rank: 6798/7592. Read this story.
'The Husband', in Epic Romance. Rank: 5216/7592. Read this story.
'Probably not a PB & J', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 4700/7592. Read this story.
'Thanksgiving misunderstandings', in Short Holidays. Rank: 4684/7592. Read this story.
'One more Thanksgiving childhood trauma put to bed', in Short Holidays. Rank: 3919/7592. Read this story.
'She's dead, but smiling', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 5956/7592. Read this story.
'His team mates won't pat his ass anymore', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 4621/7592. Read this story.
'David launches Flubberwear', in Talking screwball. Rank: 4742/7592. Read this story.
'Fat Tuesday Celebration', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 5849/7592. Read this story.
'Family Plots', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 5412/7592. Read this story.
'either way, something gets planted in the ground.', in Freudian slips. Rank: 5396/7592. Read this story.
'The Englishman', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 5657/7592. Read this story.
'refreshener course', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 3109/7592. Read this story.
'home improvements', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 1265/7592. Read this story.
'one too many excuses', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 676/7592. Read this story.
'the guy never shuts up', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 453/7592. Read this story.
'Canine City Council', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 6535/7592. Read this story.
'It's cold in North Dakota', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 6903/7592. Read this story.
'alien exchange program', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 892/7592. Read this story.
'herusite gender differences', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 848/7592. Read this story.
'the insensitive's arterial spray', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 2369/7592. Read this story.
'perhaps the product is overtaxed', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 6180/7592. Read this story.
'The rogue stud', in Family laughs. Rank: 1702/7592. Read this story.
'door to door sucks', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 2450/7592. Read this story.
'As seen on TV', in King of Horror. Rank: 5994/7592. Read this story.
'can't trust WONN (women's office news network)', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 3200/7592. Read this story.
'12 and alergic to water', in Family laughs. Rank: 982/7592. Read this story.
'The noise comes later', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 2891/7592. Read this story.
'Martha learns from her new friends', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 2970/7592. Read this story.
'the sanitation worker does his real job', in Freudian slips. Rank: 4287/7592. Read this story.
'Can I challenge you to one?', in Freudian slips. Rank: 4781/7592. Read this story.
'They should have checked her references', in Freudian slips. Rank: 23/7592. Read this story.
'Lulu can't wait to pick him up', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 1851/7592. Read this story.
'A happy medium', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1940/7592. Read this story.
'What's it all about, pervert?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 222/7592. Read this story.
'nicknames and personality quirks should not be chosen', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 2586/7592. Read this story.
'crazy cowboy', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 3013/7592. Read this story.
'Wednesday is group day', in Subparanormal. Rank: 146/7592. Read this story.
'the things you have to do for inner peace', in Freudian slips. Rank: 3489/7592. Read this story.
'her fashion sense triumphs over mania', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 1020/7592. Read this story.
'shrink tricks', in Freudian slips. Rank: 232/7592. Read this story.
'best dressed psycho', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 1734/7592. Read this story.
'gardening galactic 3', in Space Operetta. Rank: 5431/7592. Read this story.
'emergency trivia', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 585/7592. Read this story.
'and please forgive our debtors', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 1190/7592. Read this story.
'Fatspa.com', in Minor introspections. Rank: 592/7592. Read this story.
'Whipping Boy', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3447/7592. Read this story.
'Second Chance', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3714/7592. Read this story.
'Video Lizzards', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 6309/7592. Read this story.
'He must be trained', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 4079/7592. Read this story.
'The Anthropologist and the Artist', in Epic Romance. Rank: 2269/7592. Read this story.
'Canine Narcs', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3994/7592. Read this story.
'He's creepy', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 6801/7592. Read this story.
'The Cad', in Chick lit. Rank: 740/7592. Read this story.
'Bottom feeders', in Minor introspections. Rank: 1656/7592. Read this story.
'Real love', in Epic Romance. Rank: 4940/7592. Read this story.
'My Deer', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3086/7592. Read this story.
'speedy redemption too', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 2248/7592. Read this story.
'speedy redemption', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 3488/7592. Read this story.
'Moving sucks', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3084/7592. Read this story.
'No More Theme Night', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 4508/7592. Read this story.
'Your name is Joe?', in Minor introspections. Rank: 1815/7592. Read this story.
'red hearts are hot', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 2595/7592. Read this story.
'a boneless night's sleep', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 2993/7592. Read this story.
'tongue crayons', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3761/7592. Read this story.
'suburban mutal unfocus', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 4252/7592. Read this story.
'Text Messaging Pressure', in Minor introspections. Rank: 3731/7592. Read this story.
'special ed teacher social security', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6231/7592. Read this story.
'But they have an aiming device', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 6014/7592. Read this story.
'Forever One', in Epic Romance. Rank: 5429/7592. Read this story.
'Imbibing Bon Marche', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 5481/7592. Read this story.
'The feline NY Socialite', in New York Love. Rank: 1701/7592. Read this story.
'The eyes have it', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 2622/7592. Read this story.
'middle school english class', in Minor introspections. Rank: 3788/7592. Read this story.
'substitute teaching', in Minor introspections. Rank: 5633/7592. Read this story.
'take no prisoners', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 5641/7592. Read this story.
'Now what?', in Family laughs. Rank: 1509/7592. Read this story.
'Even First Buddy would have worked', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 5404/7592. Read this story.
'Mullet Express', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 7033/7592. Read this story.
'air bag', in Freudian slips. Rank: 5985/7592. Read this story.
'onomatopeia dating', in Chick lit. Rank: 15/7592. Read this story.
'magnetic personality', in Minor introspections. Rank: 6987/7592. Read this story.
'as long as the lotion is thrown in', in Chick lit. Rank: 536/7592. Read this story.
'poised on the edge', in Chick lit. Rank: 345/7592. Read this story.
'giving and taking credit', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 606/7592. Read this story.
'teachable moments', in Chick lit. Rank: 103/7592. Read this story.
'twisted limbs and privates', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 5172/7592. Read this story.
'Honey, I'm home', in Minor introspections. Rank: 620/7592. Read this story.
'teacher appreciation day', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 5945/7592. Read this story.
'Scratch and Sniff', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 5600/7592. Read this story.
'The Picture Boothe Game', in Talking screwball. Rank: 5676/7592. Read this story.
'the paraniod's first appointment', in Men in black shorts. Rank: 118/7592. Read this story.
'Feline Giant', in Family laughs. Rank: 278/7592. Read this story.
'Now what was I doing?', in Minor introspections. Rank: 4927/7592. Read this story.
'middle aged Jim', in Chick lit. Rank: 5531/7592. Read this story.
'lotion promotion', in Chick lit. Rank: 5141/7592. Read this story.
'Adolescent Breakups', in Epic Romance. Rank: 528/7592. Read this story.
'Late Night in the Cubicle', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 1625/7592. Read this story.
'Toot Training', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 1877/7592. Read this story.
'Canine Cyber Dating', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 2057/7592. Read this story.
'The Hamster Man', in Chick lit. Rank: 5665/7592. Read this story.
'cyber dating games', in Epic Romance. Rank: 5364/7592. Read this story.
'An noun, not a verb', in Minor introspections. Rank: 5284/7592. Read this story.
'American Dietary Habits', in Family laughs. Rank: 4859/7592. Read this story.
'No More County Commissioner', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 4173/7592. Read this story.
'wet t-shirt scheming', in Chick lit. Rank: 4833/7592. Read this story.
'Duped again', in Chick lit. Rank: 3623/7592. Read this story.
'waxing poetic. not.', in Minor introspections. Rank: 5952/7592. Read this story.
'Necking', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 4166/7592. Read this story.
'Short Attention Span', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 5609/7592. Read this story.
'Wailing new baby', in Family laughs. Rank: 1578/7592. Read this story.
'Note on shrinkage', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 5002/7592. Read this story.
'Big Top Tina', in Epic Romance. Rank: 2544/7592. Read this story.
'cut off at the apex', in Chick lit. Rank: 6030/7592. Read this story.
'sucking up to the short boss', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 3727/7592. Read this story.
'She couldn't even attract a decent stalker', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 2235/7592. Read this story.
'Too hairy, not gay', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 5703/7592. Read this story.
'1-800-killme', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 2858/7592. Read this story.
'Vacation side trips', in Truncated travels. Rank: 4324/7592. Read this story.
'High School Parking Lot', in Teen dreams. Rank: 5463/7592. Read this story.
'Such a giving person', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3726/7592. Read this story.
'56 middle school minutes', in Family laughs. Rank: 4854/7592. Read this story.
'Fried', in Truncated travels. Rank: 1756/7592. Read this story.
'Confused', in Freudian slips. Rank: 6025/7592. Read this story.
'the gluttenomic wannabe's blind date', in New York Love. Rank: 5663/7592. Read this story.
'It's been awhile', in Chick lit. Rank: 3664/7592. Read this story.
'Undercover discoveries', in Minor introspections. Rank: 5922/7592. Read this story.
'special olympics?', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 5623/7592. Read this story.
'Sport mom from hell', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 5624/7592. Read this story.
'wrestling with budding sexuality', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 5745/7592. Read this story.
'size might matter', in Chick lit. Rank: 5613/7592. Read this story.
'mother/witch', in Family laughs. Rank: 3678/7592. Read this story.
'I have a few issues', in Chick lit. Rank: 3054/7592. Read this story.
'night emissions', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 5549/7592. Read this story.
'pious road rage', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 5578/7592. Read this story.
'Daniel', in Teen Romance. Rank: 3015/7592. Read this story.
'foreign first date', in Chick lit. Rank: 5852/7592. Read this story.
'spank me spice', in Minor introspections. Rank: 6229/7592. Read this story.
'short man syndrome', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 3812/7592. Read this story.
'couldn't even make it over the pass', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 3617/7592. Read this story.
'Grandma's by dinner time or bust', in Family laughs. Rank: 5446/7592. Read this story.
'should have watched a movie instead', in Chick lit. Rank: 3120/7592. Read this story.
'True Scorpio', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2928/7592. Read this story.