Stories by tigon titian
This author's self-description: an object of found art who practices non violent slinging of poo

'reading readiness', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5425/9320. Read this story.
'Waiting for the Miracle', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6626/9320. Read this story.
'Not Quite Recovering', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 8737/9320. Read this story.
'The Right to Bear Arms', in Family laughs. Rank: 9130/9320. Read this story.
'A Sharpie Saves Another Day', in Family laughs. Rank: 8030/9320. Read this story.
'Like Daughter, Like Mother', in Family laughs. Rank: 8617/9320. Read this story.
'Power-hungry, Tired and Ambitious', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 8829/9320. Read this story.
'Middle School Teacher Survival Skills 101', in Family laughs. Rank: 1437/9320. Read this story.
'Is it the naked saunas?', in Chick lit. Rank: 8546/9320. Read this story.
'At least I will Float', in Chick lit. Rank: 8091/9320. Read this story.
'Confused Drug References in Middle School', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 8224/9320. Read this story.
'Out of Proportion in Special Ed', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3191/9320. Read this story.
'Work out lust', in New York Love. Rank: 6010/9320. Read this story.
'Sex and Violence', in Noir as the night. Rank: 5457/9320. Read this story.
'Middle School Literal', in Family laughs. Rank: 2712/9320. Read this story.
'Planted flowers to attract butterflies', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 4753/9320. Read this story.
'the Homeless & the Gnome - less than 6 degrees of separation', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5528/9320. Read this story.
'Denial is a pain in the', in Chick lit. Rank: 8267/9320. Read this story.
'It's the fancy glass! ', in Family laughs. Rank: 5291/9320. Read this story.
'Hippy Revenge', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 7677/9320. Read this story.
'Suicide by Republicans', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 2853/9320. Read this story.
'Who is she and why am I embarrassed?', in Teen Romance. Rank: 36/9320. Read this story.
'Service Animal for the Paranoid', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 8912/9320. Read this story.
'Assignment: write about peer pressure', in Family laughs. Rank: 451/9320. Read this story.
'Feline Revenge', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 4460/9320. Read this story.
'Stuffed Crab', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 3603/9320. Read this story.
'They Are', in Chick lit. Rank: 9175/9320. Read this story.
'Eye am Listening!', in New York Love. Rank: 7633/9320. Read this story.
'Emotional Anthropology', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6889/9320. Read this story.
'Misheard: I wish I Had a Mustang in the Garage', in Teen dreams. Rank: 588/9320. Read this story.
'Odd Lame Sign', in Family laughs. Rank: 8751/9320. Read this story.
'Making Mother's Day Cards in School', in Family laughs. Rank: 1432/9320. Read this story.
'Relationship Relapses', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 8864/9320. Read this story.
'Urban Dating Legends Confusion', in Chick lit. Rank: 9237/9320. Read this story.
'How did I miss that?', in Chick lit. Rank: 5258/9320. Read this story.
'Before I Left', in Minor introspections. Rank: 8123/9320. Read this story.
'Obama confused with Arnez', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 5822/9320. Read this story.
'The Nutcracker ', in Chick lit. Rank: 9107/9320. Read this story.
'Tomorrow Will Be Explosive', in Chick lit. Rank: 2956/9320. Read this story.
'There's a Sad Little Farm Somewhere', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 6621/9320. Read this story.
'Doggy Daydreams', in Man's Shortest Friend. Rank: 6263/9320. Read this story.
'Childhood Lyrics in Stepford', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 7582/9320. Read this story.
'Home School Sex Ed Class', in Family laughs. Rank: 8482/9320. Read this story.
'What Would Emily Post Suggest?', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 9280/9320. Read this story.
'Claudette's Thank You', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 5137/9320. Read this story.
'Lucille votes', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 5800/9320. Read this story.
'UN-family values', in Family laughs. Rank: 7931/9320. Read this story.
'He's a creative genius', in Chick lit. Rank: 4337/9320. Read this story.
'Emotional Prison', in Ace of Spades. Rank: 6890/9320. Read this story.
'Alcoholic Rebellion ', in Chick lit. Rank: 8055/9320. Read this story.
'Freud leaks out at the worst times', in Bantam Wussiness. Rank: 2222/9320. Read this story.
'Perspective Depends', in Family laughs. Rank: 7086/9320. Read this story.
'Fantasies at the Nursing Home', in Family laughs. Rank: 5197/9320. Read this story.
'Snow Day Ho Day', in Chick lit. Rank: 7453/9320. Read this story.
'Racist Apples Don't Fall Far From the Tree', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 1478/9320. Read this story.
'And the next question/answers?', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 2053/9320. Read this story.
'Classroom Mysteries', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 4645/9320. Read this story.
'organized, but cannot spell', in Family laughs. Rank: 4375/9320. Read this story.
'Social Studies', in Family laughs. Rank: 1066/9320. Read this story.
'His clothes, anyway', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 8474/9320. Read this story.
'Man on a ladder', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 8662/9320. Read this story.
'my son's anarchist robot', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 6663/9320. Read this story.
'breaking the studs', in Chick lit. Rank: 1317/9320. Read this story.
'hot chocolate', in Short-stuff. Rank: 5255/9320. Read this story.
'Today', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 3609/9320. Read this story.
'Boyfriend's in the shower', in Your Cheating Little Heart. Rank: 3616/9320. Read this story.
'The Message Was Lost in Translation', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 4107/9320. Read this story.
'Book Seller/Societal Cleanser', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 2504/9320. Read this story.
'The "Help" Desk', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 7870/9320. Read this story.
'Middle age dad', in Family laughs. Rank: 6722/9320. Read this story.
'My Reply', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 6662/9320. Read this story.
'Coin Toss gets the salad', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3756/9320. Read this story.
'Teacher on spring break', in Family laughs. Rank: 3542/9320. Read this story.
'DIBs', in New York Love. Rank: 5165/9320. Read this story.
'like mother, like...', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1423/9320. Read this story.
'Size 16', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 3726/9320. Read this story.
'Love Alias', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 8642/9320. Read this story.
'guilt-free booty', in Chick lit. Rank: 5228/9320. Read this story.
'Train the cat? Don't think so.', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 3560/9320. Read this story.
'Greek Row', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 8431/9320. Read this story.
'The client had golf balls', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 9045/9320. Read this story.
'Marriage Fruition', in Epic Romance. Rank: 8666/9320. Read this story.
'The Gardener', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 5874/9320. Read this story.
'Holmes in kindergarten', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 1392/9320. Read this story.
'Rash Decisions', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 8853/9320. Read this story.
'Defense Mechanisims', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 3759/9320. Read this story.
'He finally got a job', in Chick lit. Rank: 8449/9320. Read this story.
'The Husband', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6679/9320. Read this story.
'Probably not a PB & J', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 6039/9320. Read this story.
'Thanksgiving misunderstandings', in Short Holidays. Rank: 6015/9320. Read this story.
'One more Thanksgiving childhood trauma put to bed', in Short Holidays. Rank: 5018/9320. Read this story.
'She's dead, but smiling', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 7511/9320. Read this story.
'His team mates won't pat his ass anymore', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 5941/9320. Read this story.
'David launches Flubberwear', in Talking screwball. Rank: 6092/9320. Read this story.
'Fat Tuesday Celebration', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 7389/9320. Read this story.
'Family Plots', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 4927/9320. Read this story.
'either way, something gets planted in the ground.', in Freudian slips. Rank: 6887/9320. Read this story.
'The Englishman', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 7173/9320. Read this story.
'refreshener course', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 4015/9320. Read this story.
'home improvements', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 1393/9320. Read this story.
'one too many excuses', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 612/9320. Read this story.
'the guy never shuts up', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 331/9320. Read this story.
'Canine City Council', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 8186/9320. Read this story.
'It's cold in North Dakota', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 8559/9320. Read this story.
'alien exchange program', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 2025/9320. Read this story.
'herusite gender differences', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 826/9320. Read this story.
'the insensitive's arterial spray', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3052/9320. Read this story.
'perhaps the product is overtaxed', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 7780/9320. Read this story.
'The rogue stud', in Family laughs. Rank: 2011/9320. Read this story.
'door to door sucks', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 2214/9320. Read this story.
'As seen on TV', in King of Horror. Rank: 7551/9320. Read this story.
'can't trust WONN (women's office news network)', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4119/9320. Read this story.
'12 and alergic to water', in Family laughs. Rank: 991/9320. Read this story.
'The noise comes later', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3737/9320. Read this story.
'Martha learns from her new friends', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 3853/9320. Read this story.
'the sanitation worker does his real job', in Freudian slips. Rank: 5540/9320. Read this story.
'Can I challenge you to one?', in Freudian slips. Rank: 6135/9320. Read this story.
'They should have checked her references', in Freudian slips. Rank: 1139/9320. Read this story.
'Lulu can't wait to pick him up', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 2235/9320. Read this story.
'A happy medium', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 2341/9320. Read this story.
'What's it all about, pervert?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 423/9320. Read this story.
'nicknames and personality quirks should not be chosen', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 3311/9320. Read this story.
'crazy cowboy', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 3901/9320. Read this story.
'Wednesday is group day', in Subparanormal. Rank: 3573/9320. Read this story.
'the things you have to do for inner peace', in Freudian slips. Rank: 4476/9320. Read this story.
'her fashion sense triumphs over mania', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 1047/9320. Read this story.
'shrink tricks', in Freudian slips. Rank: 1213/9320. Read this story.
'best dressed psycho', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 2054/9320. Read this story.
'gardening galactic 3', in Space Operetta. Rank: 6921/9320. Read this story.
'emergency trivia', in Shorts in the City. Rank: 506/9320. Read this story.
'and please forgive our debtors', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 1283/9320. Read this story.
'Fatspa.com', in Minor introspections. Rank: 515/9320. Read this story.
'Whipping Boy', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 4424/9320. Read this story.
'Second Chance', in Epic Romance. Rank: 4939/9320. Read this story.
'Video Lizzards', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 2974/9320. Read this story.
'He must be trained', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 5241/9320. Read this story.
'The Anthropologist and the Artist', in Epic Romance. Rank: 2875/9320. Read this story.
'Canine Narcs', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 5125/9320. Read this story.
'He's creepy', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 8453/9320. Read this story.
'The Cad', in Chick lit. Rank: 680/9320. Read this story.
'Bottom feeders', in Minor introspections. Rank: 1956/9320. Read this story.
'Real love', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6328/9320. Read this story.
'My Deer', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3986/9320. Read this story.
'speedy redemption too', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 2836/9320. Read this story.
'speedy redemption', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 4473/9320. Read this story.
'Moving sucks', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3984/9320. Read this story.
'No More Theme Night', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 5819/9320. Read this story.
'Your name is Joe?', in Minor introspections. Rank: 2171/9320. Read this story.
'red hearts are hot', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3321/9320. Read this story.
'a boneless night's sleep', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 3880/9320. Read this story.
'tongue crayons', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3801/9320. Read this story.
'suburban mutal unfocus', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 5485/9320. Read this story.
'Text Messaging Pressure', in Minor introspections. Rank: 4798/9320. Read this story.
'special ed teacher social security', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7844/9320. Read this story.
'But they have an aiming device', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 7577/9320. Read this story.
'Forever One', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6917/9320. Read this story.
'Imbibing Bon Marche', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 6971/9320. Read this story.
'The feline NY Socialite', in New York Love. Rank: 2006/9320. Read this story.
'The eyes have it', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 3348/9320. Read this story.
'middle school english class', in Minor introspections. Rank: 4864/9320. Read this story.
'substitute teaching', in Minor introspections. Rank: 7145/9320. Read this story.
'take no prisoners', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 7154/9320. Read this story.
'Now what?', in Family laughs. Rank: 1739/9320. Read this story.
'Even First Buddy would have worked', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 6894/9320. Read this story.
'Mullet Express', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 8700/9320. Read this story.
'air bag', in Freudian slips. Rank: 7541/9320. Read this story.
'onomatopeia dating', in Chick lit. Rank: 271/9320. Read this story.
'magnetic personality', in Minor introspections. Rank: 8657/9320. Read this story.
'as long as the lotion is thrown in', in Chick lit. Rank: 449/9320. Read this story.
'poised on the edge', in Chick lit. Rank: 2391/9320. Read this story.
'giving and taking credit', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 529/9320. Read this story.
'teachable moments', in Chick lit. Rank: 1749/9320. Read this story.
'twisted limbs and privates', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 6624/9320. Read this story.
'Honey, I'm home', in Minor introspections. Rank: 544/9320. Read this story.
'teacher appreciation day', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 7498/9320. Read this story.
'Scratch and Sniff', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 7113/9320. Read this story.
'The Picture Boothe Game', in Talking screwball. Rank: 7197/9320. Read this story.
'the paraniod's first appointment', in Men in black shorts. Rank: 6617/9320. Read this story.
'Feline Giant', in Family laughs. Rank: 2188/9320. Read this story.
'Now what was I doing?', in Minor introspections. Rank: 6316/9320. Read this story.
'middle aged Jim', in Chick lit. Rank: 7025/9320. Read this story.
'lotion promotion', in Chick lit. Rank: 6575/9320. Read this story.
'Adolescent Breakups', in Epic Romance. Rank: 444/9320. Read this story.
'Late Night in the Cubicle', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 1914/9320. Read this story.
'Toot Training', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 2259/9320. Read this story.
'Canine Cyber Dating', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 2516/9320. Read this story.
'The Hamster Man', in Chick lit. Rank: 7180/9320. Read this story.
'cyber dating games', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6856/9320. Read this story.
'An noun, not a verb', in Minor introspections. Rank: 6764/9320. Read this story.
'American Dietary Habits', in Family laughs. Rank: 6235/9320. Read this story.
'No More County Commissioner', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 5377/9320. Read this story.
'wet t-shirt scheming', in Chick lit. Rank: 6201/9320. Read this story.
'Duped again', in Chick lit. Rank: 4658/9320. Read this story.
'waxing poetic. not.', in Minor introspections. Rank: 7506/9320. Read this story.
'Necking', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 3988/9320. Read this story.
'Short Attention Span', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 7123/9320. Read this story.
'Wailing new baby', in Family laughs. Rank: 1852/9320. Read this story.
'Note on shrinkage', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 6396/9320. Read this story.
'Big Top Tina', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3250/9320. Read this story.
'cut off at the apex', in Chick lit. Rank: 7594/9320. Read this story.
'sucking up to the short boss', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4793/9320. Read this story.
'She couldn't even attract a decent stalker', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 2815/9320. Read this story.
'Too hairy, not gay', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 7227/9320. Read this story.
'1-800-killme', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3029/9320. Read this story.
'Vacation side trips', in Truncated travels. Rank: 5586/9320. Read this story.
'High School Parking Lot', in Teen dreams. Rank: 6954/9320. Read this story.
'Such a giving person', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 4792/9320. Read this story.
'56 middle school minutes', in Family laughs. Rank: 6231/9320. Read this story.
'Fried', in Truncated travels. Rank: 2082/9320. Read this story.
'Confused', in Freudian slips. Rank: 7590/9320. Read this story.
'the gluttenomic wannabe's blind date', in New York Love. Rank: 7178/9320. Read this story.
'It's been awhile', in Chick lit. Rank: 4708/9320. Read this story.
'Undercover discoveries', in Minor introspections. Rank: 7476/9320. Read this story.
'special olympics?', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 7136/9320. Read this story.
'Sport mom from hell', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 7137/9320. Read this story.
'wrestling with budding sexuality', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 7267/9320. Read this story.
'size might matter', in Chick lit. Rank: 7127/9320. Read this story.
'mother/witch', in Family laughs. Rank: 4723/9320. Read this story.
'I have a few issues', in Chick lit. Rank: 3951/9320. Read this story.
'night emissions', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 7051/9320. Read this story.
'pious road rage', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 7088/9320. Read this story.
'Daniel', in Teen Romance. Rank: 3904/9320. Read this story.
'foreign first date', in Chick lit. Rank: 7394/9320. Read this story.
'spank me spice', in Minor introspections. Rank: 7842/9320. Read this story.
'short man syndrome', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4892/9320. Read this story.
'couldn't even make it over the pass', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 4649/9320. Read this story.
'Grandma's by dinner time or bust', in Family laughs. Rank: 6937/9320. Read this story.
'should have watched a movie instead', in Chick lit. Rank: 4025/9320. Read this story.
'True Scorpio', in Spell Realism. Rank: 4256/9320. Read this story.

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