Stories by Yosef Bar-On
This author's self-description: None of your business! (Yep, less than 25 words....) :-) You can also visit the author's own site.

'Beware of mousetraps!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1954/9334. Read this story.
'I hope he had a broadband connection!', in Short on luck. Rank: 2270/9334. Read this story.
'Politics can be dangerous for your health!', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 3703/9334. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 2217/9334. Read this story.
'This will be on the news tonight!', in Future Classic. Rank: 4054/9334. Read this story.
'Digitally impaired', in Short on luck. Rank: 148/9334. Read this story.
'Rule Britannia', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6673/9334. Read this story.
'A scenario for the sequel...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 2449/9334. Read this story.
'I failed French lit midterms!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 2651/9334. Read this story.
'A slight miscalculation in navigation...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 1266/9334. Read this story.
'Death by Anachronism-2', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5157/9334. Read this story.
'Death by Anachronism', in Homer and Hildegaard. Rank: 1343/9334. Read this story.
'Duel at Dawn', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7621/9334. Read this story.
'Gold Medal for sure, without Steriods', in Teen dreams. Rank: 4684/9334. Read this story.
'Jamie Oliver: Move over!', in Teen dreams. Rank: 5985/9334. Read this story.
'The Modern Neanderthal Venus', in Teen dreams. Rank: 3818/9334. Read this story.
'Self perception', in Teen dreams. Rank: 6604/9334. Read this story.
'Ferarri Fantasy', in Teen dreams. Rank: 8361/9334. Read this story.
'Up, Up and Away!', in Teen dreams. Rank: 5583/9334. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 7', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 1828/9334. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 7', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7442/9334. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 6', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 8886/9334. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 5', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4889/9334. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 4', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7802/9334. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 3', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 2274/9334. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 2', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5841/9334. Read this story.
'But what did he use as a detonator?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6074/9334. Read this story.
'How do you say Qwerty in ancient Greek?', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 545/9334. Read this story.
'Henry, Charlie Parkerís buddy', in Spell Realism. Rank: 6950/9334. Read this story.
'Eureka!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 3920/9334. Read this story.
'Moby Dick was easier', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 3780/9334. Read this story.
'Music with a real oomph!', in Space Operetta. Rank: 594/9334. Read this story.
'A hero for our time', in Short Heroes. Rank: 1650/9334. Read this story.
'Way Down in Dixie Land!', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 9276/9334. Read this story.
'Country far Eastern', in Space Operetta. Rank: 7591/9334. Read this story.
'Bill Gates and Juliet', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 7566/9334. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7627/9334. Read this story.
'Screwed up time machine', in Truncated travels. Rank: 7114/9334. Read this story.
'Oops, once more!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6320/9334. Read this story.
'A dish best eaten cold....', in Your Cheating Little Heart. Rank: 8005/9334. Read this story.
'Knit one Purl eight', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 5305/9334. Read this story.
'Third finger, left hand - which left hand?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 3411/9334. Read this story.
'Found on a storyboard for a new movie thriller.', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2609/9334. Read this story.
'Music for the soul, or the sole.', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 593/9334. Read this story.
'Better late than never...', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 1309/9334. Read this story.
'All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 3886/9334. Read this story.
'Life and Death on the River', in King of Horror. Rank: 1237/9334. Read this story.
'Pistol packing Mamma', in Noir as the night. Rank: 7090/9334. Read this story.
'OOPS yet again...', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 614/9334. Read this story.
'Tally Ho!', in King of Horror. Rank: 3207/9334. Read this story.
'The vehicle of nightmares...', in Truncated travels. Rank: 2937/9334. Read this story.
'Will he?', in King of Horror. Rank: 745/9334. Read this story.
'Uh oh!', in Short on luck. Rank: 2967/9334. Read this story.
'The danger in being funny', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 4167/9334. Read this story.
'ĒYou want an egg in your beer?Ē', in New York Love. Rank: 3009/9334. Read this story.
'Read all about it!', in Noir as the night. Rank: 1995/9334. Read this story.
'Want fries with that?', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2978/9334. Read this story.
'Literary criticism', in Short on luck. Rank: 2694/9334. Read this story.
'Next time use canned Tuna.', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 4733/9334. Read this story.
'Oops again...', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 4745/9334. Read this story.
'Oops!', in Short on luck. Rank: 7974/9334. Read this story.
'Good choice?', in Short on luck. Rank: 3459/9334. Read this story.
'Robert was bored...', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 4217/9334. Read this story.
'Revenge of the Beauty Salon.', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 4016/9334. Read this story.
'Deadly Opera', in Space Operetta. Rank: 3906/9334. Read this story.
'Arithmetic love', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 6775/9334. Read this story.
'Luck of the Irish...', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 6304/9334. Read this story.
'Oops!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6110/9334. Read this story.
'Could a hammer and chisel help?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 484/9334. Read this story.
'Itíll work every time!', in King of Horror. Rank: 4572/9334. Read this story.
'Does the job come with a pension plan?', in King of Horror. Rank: 6872/9334. Read this story.
'How to get into REAL trouble!', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 6960/9334. Read this story.
'Learn to drive at home in one easy lesson!', in Truncated travels. Rank: 6300/9334. Read this story.
'End of the Affair', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 6892/9334. Read this story.
'Sleeping pills, maybe?', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 4981/9334. Read this story.
'faux pas', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 6904/9334. Read this story.
'Smart move...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7129/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - ten', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 4910/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - nine', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7261/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - eight', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7960/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - seven', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5608/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - six', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5609/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - five', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5606/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - four', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 9306/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - three', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 9307/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - two', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5610/9334. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - one', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5607/9334. Read this story.
'How could you?', in Talking screwball. Rank: 2298/9334. Read this story.
'tit for tat', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5704/9334. Read this story.
'Concerto for bagpipes and organ...', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1959/9334. Read this story.
'Fish or fowl?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4494/9334. Read this story.
'Columbus used Outlook Express...', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 3139/9334. Read this story.
'Were there ďmessages from the sponsorsĒ then too?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1854/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 10', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 8406/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 9', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 2619/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 8', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6279/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 7', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6923/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 6', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 8409/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 5', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 4678/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 4', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7653/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 3', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 8408/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 2', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 8407/9334. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 1', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5215/9334. Read this story.
'laws of Physics - II', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 5310/9334. Read this story.
'Think twice before you volunteer....', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 4051/9334. Read this story.
'Be Prepared!', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 4515/9334. Read this story.
'What about the Laws of Physics?', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 4848/9334. Read this story.
'Donít do this at home!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 1663/9334. Read this story.
'Existenial Reality', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 902/9334. Read this story.
'A pun in Latin is only a pun', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4610/9334. Read this story.
'A surefire recipe', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6695/9334. Read this story.
'Who caught who?', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 7959/9334. Read this story.
'Julia Child; try this!', in King of Horror. Rank: 3295/9334. Read this story.
'Me, myself and I', in Family laughs. Rank: 5342/9334. Read this story.
'I know what I like!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6964/9334. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 8318/9334. Read this story.
'Up! Up and Away!!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 7340/9334. Read this story.
'Donít Tread On Me!', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 5177/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #12', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7290/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 11', in Short Heroes. Rank: 6672/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 10', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7443/9334. Read this story.
'REvionist History #9', in Short Heroes. Rank: 6173/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #8', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7329/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #7', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7804/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 6', in Short Heroes. Rank: 8889/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 5', in Short Heroes. Rank: 8888/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 4', in Short Heroes. Rank: 8887/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 3', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5434/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 2', in Short Heroes. Rank: 945/9334. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 1', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7803/9334. Read this story.
'The luck of the draw...', in Family laughs. Rank: 1923/9334. Read this story.
'Whatís in a name?', in Epic Romance. Rank: 4957/9334. Read this story.
'Next Stop on the Ebola Express!', in Short Holidays. Rank: 6451/9334. Read this story.
'I talk a well Inglish - Gooder than thine!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6517/9334. Read this story.
'Artificial intelligence', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 6471/9334. Read this story.
'Octopus infested Fish Stew', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 8758/9334. Read this story.
'Veni Vici Speedi', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 9256/9334. Read this story.
'Eureka!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7491/9334. Read this story.
'educated enough engineer', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 6886/9334. Read this story.
'Kosher Pork', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 3083/9334. Read this story.
'Homo Computis', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 1161/9334. Read this story.
'Dangerous Deadly Duel of the Duo', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 8254/9334. Read this story.
'No Sonny, this profession is not for you...', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 8739/9334. Read this story.
'Whereís the New World?', in Truncated travels. Rank: 6367/9334. Read this story.
'Make sure the ingredients of your Fish Stew are cooked thoroughly!', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 5335/9334. Read this story.
'Cuisine catastrophe', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 7379/9334. Read this story.
'Ice Skating is Nice Skating', in King of Horror. Rank: 8528/9334. Read this story.
'Ernestís Magnum Opus', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 6095/9334. Read this story.
'Electric Jaws', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2577/9334. Read this story.
'Dumasís Delay', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 3267/9334. Read this story.
'Mixed Mythology', in Homer and Hildegaard. Rank: 7029/9334. Read this story.
'Cereal Killer', in Truncated travels. Rank: 4925/9334. Read this story.
'Art Nouveau', in Spell Realism. Rank: 4923/9334. Read this story.
'How to build your own railroad at home', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2645/9334. Read this story.
'Concealed weapon', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2538/9334. Read this story.
'Tom Clancy attempting a Mickie Spillane', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 7226/9334. Read this story.
'Sadistís Christmas #4', in Short Holidays. Rank: 8906/9334. Read this story.
'Sadistís Christmas #2', in Short Holidays. Rank: 5444/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 10', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 5694/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 9', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 7322/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 8', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6653/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 7', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6388/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 6', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 7410/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 5', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6973/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 4', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 7409/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 3', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 7408/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 2', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6972/9334. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 1', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 7407/9334. Read this story.
'Laffing out loud', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6998/9334. Read this story.
'Ouch!', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 5991/9334. Read this story.
'Break a toe on that!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 3134/9334. Read this story.
'Stardom near!', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 5479/9334. Read this story.
'Timeless Love', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 1755/9334. Read this story.
'Big Game Safari', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 7565/9334. Read this story.
'Ambidextrous', in Talking screwball. Rank: 4615/9334. Read this story.
'Ice skating is nice skating...', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 6970/9334. Read this story.
'H. G. Wells; Take that!', in Space Operetta. Rank: 4331/9334. Read this story.
'Down the Hatch!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 6876/9334. Read this story.
'All because of the Superstitious Hotel Manager', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 7311/9334. Read this story.
'Blueplate special', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 7571/9334. Read this story.
'ĒI pray the Lord my soul to takeď', in King of Horror. Rank: 1856/9334. Read this story.
'Easy way there.', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 1965/9334. Read this story.
'Harmony', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 5236/9334. Read this story.
'The authorities are unfair!', in Vegas curtailed. Rank: 5866/9334. Read this story.
'Yeah? So what?', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7271/9334. Read this story.
'Better First Lines!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6242/9334. Read this story.
'Repaired Novels - 1', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1481/9334. Read this story.
'Happy Days are Here Again!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3463/9334. Read this story.
'Pulling on my own bootstraps', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 8852/9334. Read this story.
'Gulp!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 3038/9334. Read this story.
'Negotiation', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 8722/9334. Read this story.
'Spare the rod...', in Family laughs. Rank: 856/9334. Read this story.
'Hunting season', in Freudian slips. Rank: 1394/9334. Read this story.
'civilization', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 6836/9334. Read this story.
'Modern warfare', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 1123/9334. Read this story.
'Be careful of inanimate objects!', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 231/9334. Read this story.
'Gainful employment', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 6098/9334. Read this story.
'The answer to the riddle', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4226/9334. Read this story.
'And Henry the V111 sends his regards', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 6765/9334. Read this story.
'A delicacy', in King of Horror. Rank: 5048/9334. Read this story.
'Esher, the marathon runner!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 8326/9334. Read this story.
'The inept kidnapper', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 4814/9334. Read this story.
'Bill Gates Vs Steve Jobs', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 7567/9334. Read this story.
'Donít dare annoy Jane!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 7613/9334. Read this story.
'All those rivers and lakes???', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 3242/9334. Read this story.
'Ernest would not like this corrida!', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 4128/9334. Read this story.
'Why Columbus never reached the New World', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 9305/9334. Read this story.
'Blind date at the tea shop', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1719/9334. Read this story.
'Fencing World Championship', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 6274/9334. Read this story.
'Confrontation', in Future Classic. Rank: 4123/9334. Read this story.
'Foreplay', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 4524/9334. Read this story.
'How not to stop smoking', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6959/9334. Read this story.
'Drinking coffee in a Bedouin tent', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6882/9334. Read this story.
'The Legend of the Third Rail', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6680/9334. Read this story.
'Salad days', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 3327/9334. Read this story.
'Target Practice', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6712/9334. Read this story.
'Blind date', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 5106/9334. Read this story.
'The Photograph', in Freudian slips. Rank: 7196/9334. Read this story.
'Hit Man', in Noir as the night. Rank: 5250/9334. Read this story.
'Growing old', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 6939/9334. Read this story.
'The Whip; a famous one act play', in King of Horror. Rank: 5551/9334. Read this story.
'Haiku', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 1043/9334. Read this story.
'Eliminating Spam', in Hacker Smacker. Rank: 7386/9334. Read this story.
'The Girl from Seljuk', in Truncated travels. Rank: 7177/9334. Read this story.
'Guard dogs at night', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 6942/9334. Read this story.
'Answering the phone', in Subparanormal. Rank: 4513/9334. Read this story.

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