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'Beware of mousetraps!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1884/7592. Read this story.
'I hope he had a broadband connection!', in Short on luck. Rank: 1496/7592. Read this story.
'Politics can be dangerous for your health!', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 2875/7592. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 2453/7592. Read this story.
'This will be on the news tonight!', in Future Classic. Rank: 3146/7592. Read this story.
'Digitally impaired', in Short on luck. Rank: 1054/7592. Read this story.
'Rule Britannia', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5894/7592. Read this story.
'A scenario for the sequel...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6384/7592. Read this story.
'I failed French lit midterms!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6102/7592. Read this story.
'A slight miscalculation in navigation...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6389/7592. Read this story.
'Death by Anachronism-2', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4019/7592. Read this story.
'Death by Anachronism', in Homer and Hildegaard. Rank: 986/7592. Read this story.
'Duel at Dawn', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4035/7592. Read this story.
'Gold Medal for sure, without Steriods', in Teen dreams. Rank: 3642/7592. Read this story.
'Jamie Oliver: Move over!', in Teen dreams. Rank: 3803/7592. Read this story.
'The Modern Neanderthal Venus', in Teen dreams. Rank: 2806/7592. Read this story.
'Self perception', in Teen dreams. Rank: 5158/7592. Read this story.
'Ferarri Fantasy', in Teen dreams. Rank: 6700/7592. Read this story.
'Up, Up and Away!', in Teen dreams. Rank: 4322/7592. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 7', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 1561/7592. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 7', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5594/7592. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 6', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7203/7592. Read this story.
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'Revised Bible - 3', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 2002/7592. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 2', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 33/7592. Read this story.
'But what did he use as a detonator?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4730/7592. Read this story.
'How do you say Qwerty in ancient Greek?', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 617/7592. Read this story.
'Henry, Charlie Parker’s buddy', in Spell Realism. Rank: 5458/7592. Read this story.
'Eureka!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 3027/7592. Read this story.
'Moby Dick was easier', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 3677/7592. Read this story.
'Music with a real oomph!', in Space Operetta. Rank: 7034/7592. Read this story.
'A hero for our time', in Short Heroes. Rank: 521/7592. Read this story.
'Way Down in Dixie Land!', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 7529/7592. Read this story.
'Country far Eastern', in Space Operetta. Rank: 6027/7592. Read this story.
'Bill Gates and Juliet', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6004/7592. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6050/7592. Read this story.
'Screwed up time machine', in Truncated travels. Rank: 5601/7592. Read this story.
'Oops, once more!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 4931/7592. Read this story.
'A dish best eaten cold....', in Your Cheating Little Heart. Rank: 6367/7592. Read this story.
'Knit one Purl eight', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4119/7592. Read this story.
'Third finger, left hand - which left hand?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1377/7592. Read this story.
'Found on a storyboard for a new movie thriller.', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2103/7592. Read this story.
'Music for the soul, or the sole.', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 660/7592. Read this story.
'Better late than never...', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 1202/7592. Read this story.
'All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2032/7592. Read this story.
'Life and Death on the River', in King of Horror. Rank: 1161/7592. Read this story.
'Pistol packing Mamma', in Noir as the night. Rank: 5580/7592. Read this story.
'OOPS yet again...', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 674/7592. Read this story.
'Tally Ho!', in King of Horror. Rank: 2757/7592. Read this story.
'The vehicle of nightmares...', in Truncated travels. Rank: 2303/7592. Read this story.
'Will he?', in King of Horror. Rank: 796/7592. Read this story.
'Uh oh!', in Short on luck. Rank: 296/7592. Read this story.
'The danger in being funny', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3241/7592. Read this story.
'”You want an egg in your beer?”', in New York Love. Rank: 2342/7592. Read this story.
'Read all about it!', in Noir as the night. Rank: 1329/7592. Read this story.
'Want fries with that?', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2329/7592. Read this story.
'Literary criticism', in Short on luck. Rank: 2165/7592. Read this story.
'Next time use canned Tuna.', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 3685/7592. Read this story.
'Oops again...', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 3693/7592. Read this story.
'Oops!', in Short on luck. Rank: 6341/7592. Read this story.
'Good choice?', in Short on luck. Rank: 2700/7592. Read this story.
'Robert was bored...', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3282/7592. Read this story.
'Revenge of the Beauty Salon.', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 3110/7592. Read this story.
'Deadly Opera', in Space Operetta. Rank: 3017/7592. Read this story.
'Arithmetic love', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 5294/7592. Read this story.
'Luck of the Irish...', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4918/7592. Read this story.
'Oops!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 4756/7592. Read this story.
'Could a hammer and chisel help?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 557/7592. Read this story.
'It’ll work every time!', in King of Horror. Rank: 3555/7592. Read this story.
'Does the job come with a pension plan?', in King of Horror. Rank: 5380/7592. Read this story.
'How to get into REAL trouble!', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 5470/7592. Read this story.
'Learn to drive at home in one easy lesson!', in Truncated travels. Rank: 4914/7592. Read this story.
'End of the Affair', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 5400/7592. Read this story.
'Sleeping pills, maybe?', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3892/7592. Read this story.
'faux pas', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 5415/7592. Read this story.
'Smart move...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5615/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - ten', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 3157/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - nine', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5736/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - eight', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 6329/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - seven', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7562/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - six', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7563/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - five', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7559/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - four', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7560/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - three', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7564/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - two', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7565/7592. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - one', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7561/7592. Read this story.
'How could you?', in Talking screwball. Rank: 1908/7592. Read this story.
'tit for tat', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 4407/7592. Read this story.
'Concerto for bagpipes and organ...', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1658/7592. Read this story.
'Fish or fowl?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 3382/7592. Read this story.
'Columbus used Outlook Express...', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 2441/7592. Read this story.
'Were there “messages from the sponsors” then too?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1580/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 10', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6744/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 9', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6749/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 8', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5433/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 7', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6748/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 6', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6747/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 5', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 3637/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 4', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6072/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 3', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6746/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 2', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6745/7592. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 1', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 4061/7592. Read this story.
'laws of Physics - II', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4122/7592. Read this story.
'Think twice before you volunteer....', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3144/7592. Read this story.
'Be Prepared!', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 3518/7592. Read this story.
'What about the Laws of Physics?', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 3771/7592. Read this story.
'Don’t do this at home!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 273/7592. Read this story.
'Existenial Reality', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 902/7592. Read this story.
'A pun in Latin is only a pun', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5817/7592. Read this story.
'A surefire recipe', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5227/7592. Read this story.
'Who caught who?', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6328/7592. Read this story.
'Julia Child; try this!', in King of Horror. Rank: 2575/7592. Read this story.
'Me, myself and I', in Family laughs. Rank: 4149/7592. Read this story.
'I know what I like!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5475/7592. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6660/7592. Read this story.
'Up! Up and Away!!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5804/7592. Read this story.
'Don’t Tread On Me!', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 4034/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #12', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5764/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 11', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5210/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 10', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5892/7592. Read this story.
'REvionist History #9', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5891/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #8', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5893/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #7', in Short Heroes. Rank: 6194/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 6', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7208/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 5', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7207/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 4', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7206/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 3', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7205/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 2', in Short Heroes. Rank: 937/7592. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 1', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7204/7592. Read this story.
'The luck of the draw...', in Family laughs. Rank: 1632/7592. Read this story.
'What’s in a name?', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3867/7592. Read this story.
'Next Stop on the Ebola Express!', in Short Holidays. Rank: 5776/7592. Read this story.
'I talk a well Inglish - Gooder than thine!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5101/7592. Read this story.
'Artificial intelligence', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 5059/7592. Read this story.
'Octopus infested Fish Stew', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 7088/7592. Read this story.
'Veni Vici Speedi', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7515/7592. Read this story.
'Eureka!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5939/7592. Read this story.
'educated enough engineer', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 5395/7592. Read this story.
'Kosher Pork', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 3804/7592. Read this story.
'Homo Computis', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 1095/7592. Read this story.
'Dangerous Deadly Duel of the Duo', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 6597/7592. Read this story.
'No Sonny, this profession is not for you...', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 7064/7592. Read this story.
'Where’s the New World?', in Truncated travels. Rank: 4979/7592. Read this story.
'Make sure the ingredients of your Fish Stew are cooked thoroughly!', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 4145/7592. Read this story.
'Cuisine catastrophe', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5840/7592. Read this story.
'Ice Skating is Nice Skating', in King of Horror. Rank: 6865/7592. Read this story.
'Ernest’s Magnum Opus', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 4745/7592. Read this story.
'Electric Jaws', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2087/7592. Read this story.
'Dumas’s Delay', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 2556/7592. Read this story.
'Mixed Mythology', in Homer and Hildegaard. Rank: 5534/7592. Read this story.
'Cereal Killer', in Truncated travels. Rank: 4873/7592. Read this story.
'Art Nouveau', in Spell Realism. Rank: 3595/7592. Read this story.
'How to build your own railroad at home', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2128/7592. Read this story.
'Concealed weapon', in Spell Realism. Rank: 5763/7592. Read this story.
'Tom Clancy attempting a Mickie Spillane', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 5702/7592. Read this story.
'Sadist’s Christmas #4', in Short Holidays. Rank: 7221/7592. Read this story.
'Sadist’s Christmas #2', in Short Holidays. Rank: 4224/7592. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 10', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 4478/7592. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 9', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 5488/7592. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 8', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 4904/7592. Read this story.
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'Improving Shakespeare - 3', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 5484/7592. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 2', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 5483/7592. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 1', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 5482/7592. Read this story.
'Laffing out loud', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5507/7592. Read this story.
'Ouch!', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 4659/7592. Read this story.
'Break a toe on that!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 3005/7592. Read this story.
'Stardom near!', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 4247/7592. Read this story.
'Timeless Love', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 1515/7592. Read this story.
'Big Game Safari', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 6003/7592. Read this story.
'Ambidextrous', in Talking screwball. Rank: 3591/7592. Read this story.
'Ice skating is nice skating...', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 5480/7592. Read this story.
'H. G. Wells; Take that!', in Space Operetta. Rank: 3385/7592. Read this story.
'Down the Hatch!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 5385/7592. Read this story.
'All because of the Superstitious Hotel Manager', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5783/7592. Read this story.
'Blueplate special', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 6009/7592. Read this story.
'”I pray the Lord my soul to take“', in King of Horror. Rank: 1581/7592. Read this story.
'Easy way there.', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 1660/7592. Read this story.
'Harmony', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 4075/7592. Read this story.
'The authorities are unfair!', in Vegas curtailed. Rank: 4556/7592. Read this story.
'Yeah? So what?', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5749/7592. Read this story.
'Better First Lines!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4865/7592. Read this story.
'Repaired Novels - 1', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1331/7592. Read this story.
'Happy Days are Here Again!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 2703/7592. Read this story.
'Pulling on my own bootstraps', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 7166/7592. Read this story.
'Gulp!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 2702/7592. Read this story.
'Negotiation', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 7046/7592. Read this story.
'Spare the rod...', in Family laughs. Rank: 474/7592. Read this story.
'Hunting season', in Freudian slips. Rank: 1266/7592. Read this story.
'civilization', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 6555/7592. Read this story.
'Modern warfare', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 1064/7592. Read this story.
'Be careful of inanimate objects!', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 540/7592. Read this story.
'Gainful employment', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4748/7592. Read this story.
'The answer to the riddle', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 3289/7592. Read this story.
'And Henry the V111 sends his regards', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 5286/7592. Read this story.
'A delicacy', in King of Horror. Rank: 3943/7592. Read this story.
'Esher, the marathon runner!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 6668/7592. Read this story.
'The inept kidnapper', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 2924/7592. Read this story.
'Bill Gates Vs Steve Jobs', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 6005/7592. Read this story.
'Don’t dare annoy Jane!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 6039/7592. Read this story.
'All those rivers and lakes???', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 2541/7592. Read this story.
'Ernest would not like this corrida!', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 583/7592. Read this story.
'Why Columbus never reached the New World', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7558/7592. Read this story.
'Blind date at the tea shop', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1483/7592. Read this story.
'Fencing World Championship', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 4891/7592. Read this story.
'Confrontation', in Future Classic. Rank: 3204/7592. Read this story.
'Foreplay', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 5068/7592. Read this story.
'How not to stop smoking', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5469/7592. Read this story.
'Drinking coffee in a Bedouin tent', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5391/7592. Read this story.
'The Legend of the Third Rail', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5217/7592. Read this story.
'Salad days', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 706/7592. Read this story.
'Target Practice', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5213/7592. Read this story.
'Blind date', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 3983/7592. Read this story.
'The Photograph', in Freudian slips. Rank: 5675/7592. Read this story.
'Hit Man', in Noir as the night. Rank: 4087/7592. Read this story.
'Growing old', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 6783/7592. Read this story.
'The Whip; a famous one act play', in King of Horror. Rank: 4293/7592. Read this story.
'Haiku', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 1/7592. Read this story.
'Eliminating Spam', in Hacker Smacker. Rank: 5847/7592. Read this story.
'The Girl from Seljuk', in Truncated travels. Rank: 5662/7592. Read this story.
'Guard dogs at night', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 5450/7592. Read this story.
'Answering the phone', in Subparanormal. Rank: 3515/7592. Read this story.