Stories by Clayton Hove
This author's self-description: Well-caffeinated carbon-based biped based out of Bismarck. Sometimes known as Clay Hove, or historically as Clayton T. Claymore. Don't ask. You can also visit the author's own site.

'Revelations 2.0', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 2798/9320. Read this story.
'Centipede Vexipede', in Short on luck. Rank: 2519/9320. Read this story.
'Dawn of the Ted', in King of Horror. Rank: 2553/9320. Read this story.
'Follow your nose, err... heart.', in Epic Romance. Rank: 2220/9320. Read this story.
'The Maltese Falcon II', in Noir as the night. Rank: 696/9320. Read this story.
'Rejected Letter To The Penthouse Forum', in Epic Romance. Rank: 989/9320. Read this story.
'The Price Of Sweetness', in Subparanormal. Rank: 3819/9320. Read this story.
'Noah’s Lament', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 1026/9320. Read this story.
'"Wendy’s Is Better Than Pheromones"', in Teen dreams. Rank: 1773/9320. Read this story.
'Nothing Runs Like A Groom', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1679/9320. Read this story.
'Lost in the Ethel', in Epic Romance. Rank: 399/9320. Read this story.
'Fonz Fraud', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4583/9320. Read this story.
'Dried Up', in New York Love. Rank: 1226/9320. Read this story.
'The near death of Roy in a 2004 Ford Focus', in Truncated travels. Rank: 1197/9320. Read this story.
'4:30pm', in Minor introspections. Rank: 884/9320. Read this story.
'57 Varieties of Immortality', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 325/9320. Read this story.
'Black Widow', in Noir as the night. Rank: 1656/9320. Read this story.
'Turning Point', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1699/9320. Read this story.
'Time Machine 2.0', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 4414/9320. Read this story.
'Coffee Mugged', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4261/9320. Read this story.
'Canine Nightmare', in Short Heroes. Rank: 1721/9320. Read this story.
'Improvisational First Aid', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 1731/9320. Read this story.
'Thoughts From An Unstable Tree', in King of Horror. Rank: 1552/9320. Read this story.
'The New Guy', in King of Horror. Rank: 6521/9320. Read this story.
'Anger Management', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4185/9320. Read this story.
'Gurgle', in New York Love. Rank: 3945/9320. Read this story.
'A Rip in the Fabric', in Future Classic. Rank: 780/9320. Read this story.
'Pentimento 2063', in Truncated travels. Rank: 2760/9320. Read this story.
'A Spoonful of Cougar', in King of Horror. Rank: 4433/9320. Read this story.
'Capricorn vs. Callipygian', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 7284/9320. Read this story.
'The Big Switch, Victorian-style', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 6117/9320. Read this story.
'The White Trash Reality Television Actors Guild', in Strictly Courtroom. Rank: 1548/9320. Read this story.
'Centrifugal Obligation', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 6251/9320. Read this story.
'Apartment Life 1', in Noir as the night. Rank: 2481/9320. Read this story.
'Apartment Life 2', in Noir as the night. Rank: 869/9320. Read this story.
'Apartment Life 3', in Noir as the night. Rank: 5967/9320. Read this story.
'Apartment Life 4', in Noir as the night. Rank: 1289/9320. Read this story.
'Preschool Chamomile Bear Brains', in King of Horror. Rank: 1476/9320. Read this story.
'Monster Cheesemaking School', in King of Horror. Rank: 6309/9320. Read this story.
'The Dangers of Smoking', in New York Love. Rank: 3807/9320. Read this story.
'The Hollywood Axe', in King of Horror. Rank: 6347/9320. Read this story.
'A North Dakota Church Service', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 3677/9320. Read this story.
'The Death of Brad the Bumbling Boxelder Bug', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5630/9320. Read this story.
'Delusions of Deception', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4456/9320. Read this story.
'Triumph of Man', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 1757/9320. Read this story.
'Thumbs', in New York Love. Rank: 3222/9320. Read this story.
'Budget Bionics', in Future Classic. Rank: 6017/9320. Read this story.
'A Hard Lesson', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 1714/9320. Read this story.
'The Secret Language of the Coors Light Twins', in Chick lit. Rank: 7484/9320. Read this story.
'Coven Mitt', in Chick lit. Rank: 803/9320. Read this story.
'Balance', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 3131/9320. Read this story.
'Soul Mate', in Noir as the night. Rank: 4224/9320. Read this story.
'The Scottish Matador', in Short Heroes. Rank: 3355/9320. Read this story.
'Chat Room Excerpt, 1998', in Short-stuff. Rank: 2420/9320. Read this story.
'Superherodom', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 4942/9320. Read this story.
'Das Boot und der Eisberg', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 6261/9320. Read this story.
'Autumn Defied', in Spell Realism. Rank: 3018/9320. Read this story.
'Cable of the Gods', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1069/9320. Read this story.
'Karma', in Spell Realism. Rank: 186/9320. Read this story.
'Faded Star', in Chick lit. Rank: 1360/9320. Read this story.
'The Flower of Babel', in Short-stuff. Rank: 378/9320. Read this story.
'Horror in the Woods', in King of Horror. Rank: 1162/9320. Read this story.
'The Plunge', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 6192/9320. Read this story.
'Intergalactic Relations', in Space Operetta. Rank: 4883/9320. Read this story.
'Bar Fight', in Ace of Spades. Rank: 5691/9320. Read this story.
'Swedish Ninja Smorgasbord', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 7461/9320. Read this story.
'Descent', in Space Operetta. Rank: 493/9320. Read this story.
'Redemption', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6486/9320. Read this story.
'Another Fuzzy Night on the Prowl', in Epic Romance. Rank: 6073/9320. Read this story.
'Technology Mistress', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 4505/9320. Read this story.
'A Bone Apart', in Short-stuff. Rank: 6736/9320. Read this story.
'Panic', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 6461/9320. Read this story.
'No Way Out', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 934/9320. Read this story.
'True Love, Vegas-Style', in Epic Romance. Rank: 5645/9320. Read this story.
'Free Minutes', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1248/9320. Read this story.
'Spinster', in Chick lit. Rank: 6180/9320. Read this story.
'Nearly', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 3653/9320. Read this story.
'Be you.', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7367/9320. Read this story.
'Infatuation', in Epic Romance. Rank: 130/9320. Read this story.
'Missing You', in Noir as the night. Rank: 5357/9320. Read this story.
'Corporate Cultured', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 3261/9320. Read this story.
'Wedding Night', in Epic Romance. Rank: 4062/9320. Read this story.
'Parasite City', in Teen dreams. Rank: 7080/9320. Read this story.
'Bork.', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 3033/9320. Read this story.
'Fancy Eatin’', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 313/9320. Read this story.
'Geronimo', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 3644/9320. Read this story.
'Metamorphosis', in King of Horror. Rank: 7023/9320. Read this story.
'Creamed', in King of Horror. Rank: 4974/9320. Read this story.
'Dust in the Wind', in Family laughs. Rank: 1664/9320. Read this story.
'The Cursed Dagger of Wusthofalon', in King of Horror. Rank: 4860/9320. Read this story.
'Pitch Blackout', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 1994/9320. Read this story.
'Like A Rolling Stone', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 3297/9320. Read this story.
'Instinct', in Subparanormal. Rank: 1048/9320. Read this story.
'Reaction', in Talking screwball. Rank: 6111/9320. Read this story.
'Darwin’s HMS Beagle Diary', in Short-stuff. Rank: 3733/9320. Read this story.
'Flight of the Toenail', in Short Heroes. Rank: 6058/9320. Read this story.
'Smooth Operator', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 2179/9320. Read this story.
'Optimism', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 3623/9320. Read this story.
'Prehistoric Renaissance Man', in Talking screwball. Rank: 4936/9320. Read this story.
'Too Soon', in What the Dickens?. Rank: 4546/9320. Read this story.
'Emotional Impact', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5759/9320. Read this story.
'Stubbed in the Dark', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 3337/9320. Read this story.
'Concaveman', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 6849/9320. Read this story.
'Kim Akimbo', in Chick lit. Rank: 6997/9320. Read this story.
'Leprechaunniption', in Short Heroes. Rank: 4442/9320. Read this story.
'The Greatest Show', in Epic Romance. Rank: 4281/9320. Read this story.
'Revised History Channel', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 3196/9320. Read this story.
'Big Sell In The Conference Room', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4517/9320. Read this story.
'Twist of the Genie', in Subparanormal. Rank: 1760/9320. Read this story.
'Flirtation 101', in Epic Romance. Rank: 2081/9320. Read this story.
'Roommate From Hell', in Spell Realism. Rank: 1683/9320. Read this story.
'Man Bag', in Teen Romance. Rank: 4357/9320. Read this story.
'Sugar Daddy', in New York Love. Rank: 5488/9320. Read this story.
'Arachneddy Roosevelt', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 7361/9320. Read this story.
'standards du jour', in Epic Romance. Rank: 3333/9320. Read this story.
'Moby Doc', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5359/9320. Read this story.
'Damn Dirty Apes', in Chick lit. Rank: 2027/9320. Read this story.
'The Audition', in New York Love. Rank: 3544/9320. Read this story.
'Crust.', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 785/9320. Read this story.
'Voodoo', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 7246/9320. Read this story.
'So Deep', in Subparanormal. Rank: 7331/9320. Read this story.
'Tough', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 4108/9320. Read this story.
'Tipped Off', in King of Horror. Rank: 2954/9320. Read this story.
'Opportunity', in New York Love. Rank: 1462/9320. Read this story.
'Getting old.', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 6554/9320. Read this story.
'Spent.', in Noir as the night. Rank: 1645/9320. Read this story.
'Flick.', in Epic Romance. Rank: 2176/9320. Read this story.

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