Stories by RP Bird
This author's self-description: RP Bird can: squeeze pennies till Lincoln screams, write novels or plays, give a lecture on Charlemagne or charred remains, and knows nested conditionals. You can also visit the author's own site.

'The Problem with Vampirism', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 6223/9334. Read this story.
'Surprise Engagement', in New York Love. Rank: 4958/9334. Read this story.
'Have Dictionary, Will Travel', in Men in black shorts. Rank: 4205/9334. Read this story.
'Check Your Social Security Card', in Men in black shorts. Rank: 4192/9334. Read this story.
'The Truth Is Always Best', in Chick lit. Rank: 4269/9334. Read this story.
'Genre Volcano', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 3762/9334. Read this story.
'What Not To Do', in A bit Buffyish. Rank: 3230/9334. Read this story.
'It Could Be A Movie Plot', in New York Love. Rank: 1813/9334. Read this story.
'Communication Is The Key', in Teen Romance. Rank: 2533/9334. Read this story.
'The Truth Is Out There', in Men in black shorts. Rank: 3402/9334. Read this story.
'The Sleeper Behind the Door', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 2013/9334. Read this story.
'The Progress of Western Civilization', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 2154/9334. Read this story.
'You Know You're in Hell When....', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 6689/9334. Read this story.
'Sound and Fury', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 3331/9334. Read this story.
'The Software Did It', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4093/9334. Read this story.
'Know Where You Are', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3806/9334. Read this story.
'Hell's Own Software', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 4136/9334. Read this story.
'The Future's in the Mail', in Future Classic. Rank: 1524/9334. Read this story.
'Hookers and Happy Endings', in Epic Romance. Rank: 198/9334. Read this story.
'I Saw What You Did Last Winter', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 3469/9334. Read this story.
'The Last Action Movie - Ever!', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 3742/9334. Read this story.
'Mystery of the Disappearing Killer', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 6311/9334. Read this story.

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